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So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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