you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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