I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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