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(313): View more from Michigan

Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you

(248): View more from Michigan

Gross. gingers suck

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write

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(417): View more from Missouri

I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.

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(940): View more from Texas

Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.

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(713): View more from Texas

I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you

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