love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize
