the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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