Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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