Girls should come with a carfax report
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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