So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I party with great urgency now.
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