Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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