I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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