I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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