Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Sext me about skeletons
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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