I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize