Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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