did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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