So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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