I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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