I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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