He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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