why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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