porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I wish life had little blips of pornography
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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