Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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