Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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