I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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