I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Vodka?
Forever.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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