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  I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited

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  I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope

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• You fuckers are dumb. The first text meant pusssssssy like lots of pus. The second pointed that out. Its funny because the mistake makes everything awkward.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:17pm

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• Ahaha that's too funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 4:16pm

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• 951, a few minutes? dude, i think you might be slow. just sayin...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:53pm

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• dont worry 951...took me a few minutes to get it too hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:38pm

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• seriously, thats funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:06pm

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• Wow that was beautiful! Lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:46pm

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• hahahahahah this is one of the funniest ones ive read!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:28am

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• That took me forever to get. I just thought it was kinky

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:13pm

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• HAHAHA this is hilarious. Innocent mistake gone so wrong...

  Submitted by GKay on Feb 2, 10 at 8:46pm

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• Before I read the reply text I was like oh my god gross. But now It's just hilarious.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:45pm

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• One of the funniest TFNL ever. This is great.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:51pm

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• omg, this one made me cry! too funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:14pm

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• Leave it to the people in Texas to be gross weirdos

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:17am

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• I read it as vaginal blister at first. Lmfao.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:54pm

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• I love this post. A simple type can make a tremendous difference in the meaning! A pussy blister is kind of kinky. A blister filled with pus is gross.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:02am

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• HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:32am

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• Hahaha this one is awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:29am

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• Hahaha this is awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:52pm

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• HAH. I get it... That took me a minute.... Haha...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:49am

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• Lmao this is funny as hell

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:26pm

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• This is nasty!!! I would just leave that pussy afte ri read that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:42pm

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• I think it means that she wants to get laid, needle dick

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:39pm

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• Haha great. I had to read it like 5 times before I understood at least I think I understand

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:53pm

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• lmfao THAT is hilarious.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:20pm

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• At the hospital, we always have to write "pus-like discharge." Even doctors laugh and/or mispronounce "pussy discharge."

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:17pm

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• Bad bad BAD BAD BAD. Oh my fucking god. BADDD.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:07pm

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• That is fucking disgusting.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:47pm

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• Pussy blister = pus-filled blister Though I don't get why the guy would be excited to poke at it...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:14am

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• This is fuckin hilarious!!! I've got a chick friend who I can see saying this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:04am

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• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:00pm

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• Hahahahaha at first I didn't get it but I do now lmaooo

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:55am

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• Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:27am

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• Purulent would be the preferred adjective here, not pussy.....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:22pm

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• Lmfao! I was like "ew WTF?!" at first, but haha. Wish I coulda seen the response!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:20am

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• That is the funniest thing I've read here in a loooong time

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:48am

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• I laughed for about 10 minutes at this. It is too funny. OMG!! I am so gonna tell all my friends.

  Submitted by melynn11684 on Jan 18, 10 at 6:09am

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• She meant pus you idiots! And this is hilarious!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:28am

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• someone has a case of herpes!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:07pm

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• hilarious. confusing at first but that makes it even more hilarious.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:16am

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• you had me at pussy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:02am

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• I have absolutely no clue what this is suposed to mean

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:41pm

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• that is sooooo funny. i love it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:10pm

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• hahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha i havnt laughed this hard in awhile. (1-214): I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope hahahahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:35pm

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• Hahahaha funny as hell..... Didn't get it at first but then I got it and couldn't stop laughing my ass off

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:45am

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• 1130: she does really have a blister. it's just not on her pussy. you're a moron

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:32pm

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• Absolutely hilarious.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:50am

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• Best one in a long while...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:02pm

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• lick my blister..bitch...oh and im like 74th BITCh -cunt punter

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:48am

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• Wow this is discusting and funny at the same time

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:47am

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• Lmao that is fuckin hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:27am

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• At first I was like EW! WTF?!? And then I was like "OH! LOL!" after I read the reply text Very good entry!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:51am

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• lulz. it took me a few minutes but i finally got it. NOW it's funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:51pm

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• ahhaha i think that's herpes. lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:14pm

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• I don't think it necessarily means a guy and girl. I feel like this is something a girl would text her best friend.. Either way.. Hilarious!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:46pm

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• Ahahhahahahahah hahahah OMG That was halarious.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:23am

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• This is a good one!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:39pm

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• okay you guys are weird!! BUT I LIKE YOU!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:03am

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• bahaha shows their good friendship, i pop my friends blackheads

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:12pm

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• Hey 9:23. I know the people that entered this text, and it's real. I saw it!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:25am

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• WTF, who in their right mind would think a pussy blister is kinky??? What would be kinky about it? that you can physically see it pulsating and while simultaneously staring at it, it pops in ur face? Sick bastard

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:53am

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• rofl thats hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:04pm

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• 11:12 is STUPIDDD haha they didn't understand the joke in the text DUMBASSSS

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:36pm

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• i dont mind popping my own feet blisters, but they're never filled with PUS, theyre filled with water...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:26pm

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• I laughed so hard I cried!! Omg!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:39pm

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• Teehee you're a punny one.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:44am

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• that's some funny shit

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:54pm

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• hahahaha!! so far funniest ive ever read

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:29am

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• Some of u dumb asses think she really has a blister your so dumb read it a few times over and think wrong illl get it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:30pm

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• that was hilarious.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:11pm

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• This is by far the best tfln I have seen.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:10am

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• Maybe they mean both. Pussy and pus filled. Either way is nasty, but yet this one is so funny. Way to represent, 940 right here!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:39am

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• Either way .... Gross !!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:18pm

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• I love how word arrangment would have helped so much in this text!\nJust like punctuation.\nCrazzzzy!!!!

  Submitted by sgmyers on Jul 1, 10 at 1:36am

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• most be a rower . . . they love to pop blisters!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:18pm

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• 10:39 hahaha great follow-up. Very witty

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:55am

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• HAHAHA that's awesome.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:30pm

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• LMAO that one took me a good 2 minutes to quit laughing!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:57pm

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• That is freaking disgusting

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:53pm

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• Yes the strangest couples are in Dallas

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:40am

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• Bahaha that's a Dallas number! Way to represent lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:07am

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• Dude a pussy bluster is not kinky at all, wtf dude?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:42am

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• rofl.....pretty funny!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:28am

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• haaha. this took me a second. but LMFAO

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:21pm

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• If it took you longer than 20 seconds to get this, you might be a tard. Drink bleach immediately. Oh, and funny! :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:25am

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• That is one of the funniest ones I have seen on this sight.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:09pm

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• Top ten most hilarious TFLN of all time.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:59am

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• This was easily the grossest thing I've ever read here until I realized what it was supposed to mean. Still pretty gross.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:50pm

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• Best one Ive ever read!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:48pm

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• That is soo fucking gross.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:37am

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• Haaaaaaaaa haha omg haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:00am

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• Fakety fake fake u unfunny jokey jokemaker

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:23pm

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• That was a true lol. Super funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:32pm

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• Haha, nice Freudian slip!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:59pm

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