You're completely useless in the revolution.
just tell him i said nine months
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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