I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
She made me pour olive oil on her.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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