I'm confused. Is your kitty named Laura? Or are you talking to someone named Laura, that puts kitties in their mouth? Hopefully the latter, because a kitty named Laura just doesn't sound as sexy!
This sounds like an elaborate metaphor for a lesbian one-night stand. "You put my cat in your purse" reminds me of that old chestnut about whipped guys -- "Does your girlfriend keep your balls in her purse?"
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