I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
i need some magic done to my vagina
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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