We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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