im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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