Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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