i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
How does one acquire holy water?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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