if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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