can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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