she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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