And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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