I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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