Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Randomize
