I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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