Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize