I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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