Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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