so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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