ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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