doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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