I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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