She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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