That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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