It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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