we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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