How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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