white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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