Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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