i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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