I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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