no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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