Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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